call me kitty kat and ill be your sex slave

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful andĀ convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i justĀ 

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trustness:

qd
f-airy-world:

gospel-stitch:

handrolledmenthols:

Caught this gem off the redline the other day. This is my photo, please do not repost it or change the content source. 

I smile every time 

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yggsassil:

mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.

holy shIT
Me a few years ago: fake name fake location fake age fake dog name put on mask if someone asks for a picture change voice if calling someone
Me now: lol do u guys wanna know my blood type
aleua:

wow